gabite:

gabite:

baesitter:

hey, wanna hear a joke

no

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pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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keys2infinity:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met

jadenstwitter:

Who fuckin names their child “Family”

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

orlandobloomers:

starbilly:

what is shreks favorite month

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN 

octogre

HE SEEMS LIKE A JANUARY MAN

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.